10 ways to annoy someone in a car..

Boredom has got to me, so I decided to make this…enjoy Razz

  1. Yell that the person who is driving you is going to fast and scream that you’re scared….then when they slow down say they go slower than your granny and that you just saw a snail pass them.
  2. Pretend you’re the one driving, use an imaginary steering wheel and make car noises, claiming you just passed the person in front of you.
  3. Constantly make beeping sounds
  4. Tell corny jokes at every stop light
  5. Sing the most annoying song you can find, or put on the radio and sing to all the songs..badly.
  6. Pretend to fall asleep and snore loudly.
  7. randomly scream ‘Score one for the Z-man!!’ when there’s an awkward silence.
  8. Punch the person next to you saying “black punch buggy – no punch backs’ even if no buggys (type of car) go by.
  9. Say everything with a W in front of it and don’t stop talking
  10. play with the person drivings hair, and ask them if you can braid it (even if their male or have short hair ;P)

To be continued Wink

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